keeping it in the family

Of late I generally keep a distance from the mainstream news because they just talk so much sh1t, so I'm unsure how I feel about the Daily Mail, but sometimes they do make me smile.

I don't mind admitting I was mostly oblivious to the upcoming Royal wedding, but when J asked me how excited I was about it, the first thing that came to mind was; I wonder what bloodline she comes from, and sure enough someone at the Daily Mail had already investigated